Verbatim exchange between my 10 year old son, Sam, and myself over $6.99 meatballs at the IKEA cafeteria:
"Hey, Dad, you know my friend Victoria?"
"She's a vegetarian."
"Yeah, she only eats hot dogs, bacon and chicken nuggets."
Kind of like Keith Richards when he was still drinking but considered himself sober because he'd quit heroin. Whatever works, I guess...